Yeah, that's me, I'll admit it.
It doesn't matter if there's only a 30% chance of freezing rain, I'm staying home, dang it.
You can shower me with insults,
flood my email with a flurry of names, but truthfully?
You don't want a weather wimp on the road.
And now you'll have to excuse me.
It's time to slip into my jammie pants and find a cozy spot on the couch.